Vote for Boris. He's the dog's bollacks!

Vote for my dog, Boris. He'll take no money from big business for favors. Boris is averse to telling lies about oil rich countries so that you'll think it's really nice to bomb and occupy them. He definitely won't sink to making a spectacle of himself trying to win over his audience with an affected loud Southern or redneck voice. He won't even pretend to hunt - he doesn't look good in camo. Which reminds me, Boris is also no war hero. He was never able to seek glory for getting shot down and captured while trying to kill poor people by bravely bombing them from miles above. Neither will our Boris distance himself from the remarks of his spiritual leader. After all, if he did he would lose out on all the treats handed out by her at the coven. Now Boris would like to lead a two legged people's movement that desires to share the world's resources, rather than create wars over them. Oviously, some extremely rich and powerful people and organizations might not like Boris' ideas, but you know he can do without their pats and treats. He thinks its also a cool idea to pay workers enough so that they can live without worrying about basics, such as food - and getting to work the following week. A minimum wage of $15 an hour would be fine for now. It's a fraction of what John Edwards pays for a haircut, what Hillary received working for WalMart, what Obama received for meeting with Venezuela's corrupt opposition "leader," and what John- oh, he's such a maverick- McCain spends on Depends. Also, now here's the radical bit, he thinks it's not too much ask for working people to have the same high standard of health care as that provided to the politicians the people voted into Congress. In fact, Boris claims some of our taxes could be directed to a universal health care plan. That way, even the insurance companies could also benefit. No longer would they have to spend their precious time trying to buy off politicians. They could just focus on getting you paid out for that dreaded fender bender, while 46 million Americans would start to receive the same standard of health care as Mr. McCain, Mrs. Clinton, and Mr. Obama. So vote for Boris because you know all the rest is propaganda.