Vote for Boris. He's the dog's bollacks!
Vote for my dog, Boris. He'll take no money from big business for favors. Boris is averse to telling lies about oil rich countries so that you'll think it's really nice to bomb and occupy them. He definitely won't sink to making a spectacle of himself trying to win over his audience with an affected loud Southern or redneck voice. He won't even pretend to hunt - he doesn't look good in camo.